A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

EVERYTIMEA GIRL WISHESTOBE A BOY BADLY, IT'S A SIGNAL THAT OUT SOCIETY FAILED IN ITS DEEDS SOMEWHERE.

We are all just humble students of the world.

Frankie, " she said softly, "do you know what my idea of heaven is? A place where the windows are always clean, and the people I want can always come to dinner.

What are you projecting? How are you showing up? Are you aware of how your expressions are impacting your communication with others?

Purity is when there is no anxiety, no worry, no thinking.

I would have had fun doing just about anything.

I think hip-hop is actually one of the most challenging things that's happened in music in a long time.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

When you're not playing the hero of the story, then you have to know that you're always a foil for the good guy. I love playing that. I think that's always an interesting place to be.