I'm a lot more grounded now, a lot more settled in my skin.

I keep to myself, but I love life.

I’m just a real loner kind of person, and yeah, kinda dark. But I’m happy. Not sad. I’m just shy and nervous.

I think bisexuality is frowned upon for a lot of different reasons. But I don't like any of those words. I don't like any of those labels. I think they're limiting.

Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

It was strange at times. We had to make out so much that we kind of got over it. It was really awkward.

I try to keep an open mind but I'm so tired of the mediocrity.

I like horror movies, they're fun. It was the most fun I've had on a movie set.

I've gotten better at not making people feel uncomfortable with my shyness.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Teachers didn't like me very much. They thought I was just this punk kid and they always wanted to kick me out.

It is hard to remember that you are a cherished spiritual being when you're burping up apple fritters and Cheetos.

The law's a necessary evil--we canna be doing without it--but do ye not think it a poor substitute for conscience?

you can't get away from yourself by moving from one place to another.

We will grow old and die, eventually.Then I'll see you in Heaven.

Great obstacles make great leaders.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

All the older men are going for younger women, leaving the women with no one.

Scratch a fantasy and you'll find a nightmare.

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

If we as a people realized the greatness from which we came we would be less likely to disrespect ourselves.