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Parking Quotes: "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'"

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'



Parking Quotes: "The advantages? Exercise, no parking problems, gas prices, it's fun. An automobile is expensive. You have to find a place to park and it's not fun. So why not ride a bicycle? I recommend it."

The advantages? Exercise, no parking problems, gas prices, it's fun. An automobile is expensive. You have to find a place to park and it's not fun. So why not ride a bicycle? I recommend it.




Parking Quotes: "Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking."

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.



Parking Quotes: "Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym."

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.




Parking Quotes: "Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS!"

Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS!



Parking Quotes: "Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”)"

Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they’re out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.”)



Parking Quotes: "We're crazy about this city. Los Angeles? That's just a big parking lot where you buy a hamburger for the trip to San Francisco."

We're crazy about this city. Los Angeles? That's just a big parking lot where you buy a hamburger for the trip to San Francisco.




Parking Quotes: "Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts."

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.



Parking Quotes: "It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions."

It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.



Parking Quotes: "Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space."

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.



Parking Quotes: "I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot."

I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot.



Parking Quotes: "Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!""

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"




Parking Quotes: "Art is a bad word in Hollywood. You use art too many times and they show you the elevator and then your name is taken off the parking lot."

Art is a bad word in Hollywood. You use art too many times and they show you the elevator and then your name is taken off the parking lot.



Parking Quotes: "In 1970, Los Angeles became the first place where the total acreage used for roads and parking exceeded the amount of space given over to habitation."

In 1970, Los Angeles became the first place where the total acreage used for roads and parking exceeded the amount of space given over to habitation.



Parking Quotes: "I couldn't wait to get on the ice. I couldn't wait to get to practice. As a kid I couldn't wait to shoot pucks or play in parking lots, or play on the river or play on the bay."

I couldn't wait to get on the ice. I couldn't wait to get to practice. As a kid I couldn't wait to shoot pucks or play in parking lots, or play on the river or play on the bay.



Parking Quotes: "Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end."

Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.



Parking Quotes: "My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15 in the parking lot at a Mexican food restaurant."

My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15 in the parking lot at a Mexican food restaurant.



Parking Quotes: "The university is a series of individual entrepreneurs held together by a common grievance about parking."

The university is a series of individual entrepreneurs held together by a common grievance about parking.



Parking Quotes: "I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking."

I was almost impeached for getting cars off sidewalks which car owning upper classes had illegally appropriated for parking.



Parking Quotes: "They paved paradise and put up a parking lot."

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.



Parking Quotes: "At first blush, it seems that the young people who were shot down in the parking lot at the base of Blanket Hill gave up their lives for a dream that died with them."

At first blush, it seems that the young people who were shot down in the parking lot at the base of Blanket Hill gave up their lives for a dream that died with them.



Parking Quotes: "My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!



Parking Quotes: "I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space."

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.



Parking Quotes: "What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots."

What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots.



Parking Quotes: "We live in a predatory capitalist society in which everything is for sale. Everybody is for sale, so there is ubiquitous commodification - be it of music, food, people, or parking meters."

We live in a predatory capitalist society in which everything is for sale. Everybody is for sale, so there is ubiquitous commodification - be it of music, food, people, or parking meters.



Parking Quotes: "33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space."

33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.



Parking Quotes: "If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen."

If I get a parking ticket, there is always a parallel universe where I didn't. On the other hand, there is yet another universe where my car was stolen.



Parking Quotes: "Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter."

Norm MacDonald is here - one of the funniest people ever. Norm's got a giant gambling problem. He's dropped more coin in a casino than Michael J. Fox at a parking meter.



Parking Quotes: "Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people."

Its unfair to have cities where parking is free for cars and housing is expensive for people.



Parking Quotes: "Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space."

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.



Parking Quotes: "When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot."

When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot.



Parking Quotes: "Trust arrives on foot but leaves in a Ferrari The Ferrari screeched out of the parking lot in 2008."

Trust arrives on foot but leaves in a Ferrari The Ferrari screeched out of the parking lot in 2008.



Parking Quotes: "I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space."

I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space.



Parking Quotes: "The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office."

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.



Parking Quotes: "I spend my time sitting in train stations, parks, parking lots, cafes, just looking at people - eavesdropping, basically. I'm vulnerable to all of it."

I spend my time sitting in train stations, parks, parking lots, cafes, just looking at people - eavesdropping, basically. I'm vulnerable to all of it.



Parking Quotes: "Certain sincerely devout and spiritually advanced people believe that the God of their understanding helps them find parking places and gives them advice on Mass. Lottery numbers."

Certain sincerely devout and spiritually advanced people believe that the God of their understanding helps them find parking places and gives them advice on Mass. Lottery numbers.



Parking Quotes: "Intelligent transportation technology is key to better parking management. The adage that "You can't manage what you can't measure" fits parking perfectly."

Intelligent transportation technology is key to better parking management. The adage that "You can't manage what you can't measure" fits parking perfectly.



Parking Quotes: "I don't drive often, because the parking makes it too much of a nuisance. And I could never go back to commuting or anything. I'd just get fed up with it."

I don't drive often, because the parking makes it too much of a nuisance. And I could never go back to commuting or anything. I'd just get fed up with it.



Parking Quotes: "I believe no one can afford, endure or can stomach leaving half a life in the parking lot when she or he goes to work. It's a lousy way to live and a lousy way to work."

I believe no one can afford, endure or can stomach leaving half a life in the parking lot when she or he goes to work. It's a lousy way to live and a lousy way to work.



Parking Quotes: "Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped."

Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.



Parking Quotes: "Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot."

Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.



Parking Quotes: "I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break."

I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.



Parking Quotes: "Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?"

Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?



Parking Quotes: "As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible."

As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit - and parking as close to the stadium as possible.



Parking Quotes: "I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell."

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.



Parking Quotes: "I've never quite understood the idea of a "season." Whenever an artistic director says to me, 'I have this slot,' I always start to feel we're parking cars or something."

I've never quite understood the idea of a "season." Whenever an artistic director says to me, 'I have this slot,' I always start to feel we're parking cars or something.



Parking Quotes: "I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net."

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net.



Parking Quotes: "Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964."

Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.



Parking Quotes: "Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them"

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them