If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

If you can abuse your power you have too much.

Any relationship that is solely built on lust absolutely has no long blissful future.

Leaders in the body of Christ must be humble and broken from the Lord’s hand to be truly useful in His kingdom.

It's okay to forgive yourself immediately and for good.

Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out to China.

After Momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.

In my sport, the quick are too often listed among the dead

A lot of people have knowledge, but they don't have the wisdom of when to apply that knowledge.

In the most complete friendship there is always a little empty space, like the space in an egg.

It is impossible for a person to earn separate dignity while his own race is uncivilized.