Awkward Quotes

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Keep my planets in orbit, Never forfeit or quit, Move forward... I talk with the awkward slang, I walk with the Wu-Tang.

Order is never observed; it is disorder which attracts attention because it is awkward and intrusive.

I find standing and posing for photos very awkward.

I never felt comfortable with myself, because I was never part of the majority. I always felt awkward and shy and on the outside of the momentum of my friends' lives.

It's interesting, isn't it? . . . the chandelier . . . it reminds me of mushroom soup.

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new.

Because I am an Englishman I spent most of my life in a state of embarrassment.

Between memory and reality there are awkward discrepancies.

I like people who have a sense of individuality. I love expression and anything awkward and imperfect, because that’s natural and that’s real.

I feel like I'm nothing without wildlife. They are the stars. I feel awkward without them.

I'm certainly honest - and I can be socially awkward.

Chemists do not usually stutter. It would be very awkward if they did, seeing that they have at times to get out such words as methylethylamylophenylium.

The truth doesn't set you free, you know. It makes you feel awkward and embarrassed and defenseless and red in the face and horrified and petrified and vulnerable.

I went through awkward, chubby, total weirdo phases.

Abortion is the easy way out. It’s hardly surprising that people should choose the most convenient exit from awkward situations.

I wanted to do a movie about being really good at something, yet being socially awkward and not as advanced in your personal life as you are in your creative life.

Great endowments often announce themselves in youth in the form of singularity and awkwardness.

I'm as awkward as it gets, dude, but I embrace the awkward! I embrace the awkward and make everyone else feel awkward

No matter where you are or where you grow up, you always go through the same awkward moments of being a teenager and growing up and trying to figure out who you are.

I work from awkwardness. By that I mean I don't like to arrange things. If I stand in front of something, instead of arranging it, I arrange myself.

I don't know, I'm literally the most awkward, socially strange person.

Never think, because you cannot write a letter easily, that it is better not to write at all. The most awkward note imaginable is better than none.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

Well, in pharmacology, if the effect is local, it's of course absolutely awkward to use it in any other way than as a local treatment.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

The surest way to become Tense, Awkward, and Confused is to develop a mind that tries too hard - one that thinks too much.

Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.

As bees extract honey from thyme, the strongest and driest of herbs, so sensible men often get advantage and profit from the most awkward circumstances.

Most frontmen are not born hams like David Lee Roth. We're more like Joey Ramone: awkward geeks who somehow find our place in the world on the stage.

There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.

She wore her sexuality with an older woman's ease, and not like an awkward purse, never knowing how to hold it, where to hang it, or when to just put it down.

I tend to be sort of quiet and shy and awkward in social situations.

There is that small chance I’ll get what I want; to be someone to relate to for anyone who is as alienated, awkward, spastic and passionate as me.

Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand.

Adding wings to caterpillars does not create butterflies. It creates awkward and dysfunctional caterpillars. Butterflies are created through transformation.

I've always been a geek and slightly awkward… slightly umm… I was never the cool kid at school.

I am gennerally understood tho I do not use that awkward squad of pointings called commas colons semicolons etc.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

I never had any awkward situations with Shah Rukh.

Hiding here, are you? That’s awkward.” “Why?” “Because I had intended to hide here myself.” “You may hide here with me, if you wish.

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of?

I kind of do this awkward body language because, growing up, I had a really hard time expressing myself vocally.

I was never in an awkward position where I had to curb my manhood.

Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept

I could be myself. I'm very shy and awkward. I think the best thing is to embrace it.

No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside.

I feel incredibly awkward as a human being and incredibly teenaged still.

I feel like I'll never get over red carpets. They're so bizarre and awkward.

What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle.

I think everyone has their awkward phases. Growing up isn't easy for everyone.