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I have a rare form of body dysmorphia in which I absolutely can't stand how good I look.


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I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.



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My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.



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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.



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I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.



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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.





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