My Dog Quotes

My Dog Quote of the day

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

If you hear the dogs, keep going. If you see the torches in the woods, keep going. If there's shouting after you, keep going. Don't ever stop. Keep going. If you want a taste of freedom, keep going.

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being.

The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth can ever be.

Inside of me there are two dogs. One is mean and evil and the other is good and they fight each other all the time. When asked which one wins I answer, the one I feed the most.

We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

One had better die fighting against injustice than die like a dog or a rat in a trap.

A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog?

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

So whether you do your first downward dog at 14 or 44, it’s not your history but your presence on your mat that counts.

Any woman who does not thoroughly enjoy tramping across the country on a clear frosty morning with a good gun and a pair of dogs does not know how to enjoy life.

Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity.

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn’t you help him?

When the dog is repeatedly teased with the sight of objects inducing salivary secretion from a distance, the reaction of the salivary glands grows weaker and weaker and finally drops to zero.

Just thinking that my dog loves me more than I love him, I feel shame.

The racist dog policemen must withdraw immediately from our communities, cease their wanton murder and brutality and torture of black people, or face the wrath of the armed people.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it.

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog.

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Barring love I'll take my life in large doses alone--rivers, forests, fish, grouse, mountains. Dogs.

Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built.

My next door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

We would consider it cruel to confine a dog permanently in a kennel. Yet we visit zoos where hundreds of wild animals are kept permanently in the equivalent of a kennel.

The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks.

You will never reach your destination if you stop & throw stones at every dog that barks...Better keep biscuits & Move on.

Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs. Ladies touch babies like a banker touches gold, outlaws touch ladies somewhere deep down in their soul.

A grateful dog is better than an ungrateful man.

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

I speak with dogs frequently. They don't really talk, but I feel they're communicating.

Dogs keep a promise a person can't.

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals. And in their capacity to suffer, a dog is a pig, is a bear...is a boy.

If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.