I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

A simple job for simple people.

I tried to think but nothing happened!

Rule number one: Why is it that the one time a cute guy talks to you, you have a friend who’s in crisis?

An external locus of identity is unhealthy and yet the very thing that social media encourages in those with low self-esteem.

Everything is going to change. We just need to see how those changes are going to play out, for better or worse.

Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity

I'm pretty good at gardening. It consumes my time, and it feels like I'm doing something constructive.

What I did for my last act as a painter, if you call me a painter, was to photograph the weave of the canvas, and enlarge it and enlarge it until it became like a landscape.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp, who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

There's a real simple analogy. You have to perceive it from the ground up. You have to lay a firm foundation, then every step becomes part of a logical process.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Things just happen, it will pass, it's your learning process.