Moustache Quotes

Moustache Quote of the day

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion

I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.

I do not think therefore I am a moustache

Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache?

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt.

I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed.

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"

No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down.

A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil.

I'm a big fan of moustaches. I think it's because - and this is not Freudian innuendo at all - my father has a moustache.

Growing a moustache wouldn't really coordinate with the group dynamics.

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.

They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million.

You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a moustache.

I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh.

In 'Pacific Rim' I had to have a haircut I wouldn't usually rock. However, the moustache I had in the film - that might have to come out again. It was a good moustache. Good times.

They chose me for Lawrence of Arabia because I spoke English, had black hair, black eyes and a moustache. It was all luck.

Ball-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache.

Within, stood a tall old man, clean shaven save for a long white moustache, and clad in black from head to foot, without a single speck of colour about him anywhere.

Maybe if I completely shaved my head and get the frost out of my moustache, maybe I could get one of those serious acting jobs.

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.

When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big.

[Elizabeth Moon's] antagonists are always evil moustache-twirlers. She could write a book about a golf open and the main rival to the hero would turn out to have clubs made from compressed kittens.

I can't grow a moustache.

I'm an actor, in particular, that likes to have a mask or something that can help me distance myself from the character. Like the moustache or an accent.

It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

The writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed.

I've started films like Miami Vice where I'm in really good shape and I look back on that film and see the moustache is bigger as I've got a larger face.

A red nose is the clown's mask and my moustache is mine.