Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Gwen: It's not going to work.Paul: Pardon me?Gwen: Cinderella's not going to sleep with you because you're taking the ugly stepsister to the ball. She'll still make you wait.

Have a scaffold erected in the square. We shall hang a traitor or two before dinner. And perhaps afterwards as well.

How could we have unearth our greatest potential without adversity?

To err his human, to stroll is Parisian.

I'm a feminist in the true sense of the word. It's about equality.

He is not only a God of perfect time, but of perfect timing.

When a woman wants to look festive, she should add some shine, sheen or sparkle to her outfit, like a metallic clutch, an embellished shoe, or a blingy statement necklace.

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

Those who grieve find comfort in weeping and in arousing their sorrow until the body is too tired to bear the inner emotions.

We at the Department of Education are going to provide technical assistance; I've committed $14 million to show states how they might meet this more sophisticated approach.