I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

A simple job for simple people.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

I tried to think but nothing happened!

To quit religion is to start walking in the space! Don’t be afraid, you don’t fall into the void, because you can hold onto God and science!

One of the first steps to successful leadership is to forget your age and remember your dream.

I am especially grateful that I have been able to keep my own style over the decades, in spite of the many changes that have taken place in the world of fashion and in its business.

I love being a writer in a medium where they have to ask you, 'Can I change this line?'

Eternal truth needs a human language that alters with the spirit of the times.

It's wrong what they say about the past, I've learned, about how you can bury it. Because the past claws its way out.

It is [every woman’s] right to ignore the dictates of fashion and dress in a manner that is becoming to her own character and personality.

The biggest debt is always the government debt; it's always debt that government has run up on your behalf.

Love is the real work of your life. It is your spiritual path. It is the key to your growth and evolution.

Death hath a thousand doors to let out life. I shall find one.