I'd like to be able to do complex math in my head. Any kind of adversity and I become very anxious, but if you're a robot, you have good equilibrium. I wish I was cooler under pressure, like a robot.

I would love to do a drama. I did a couple of episodes of The Good Wife, which is more of a drama. I really liked that; I thought it was interesting. A lot of my favorite comedies play out as dramas.

It's always fun to improvise. What's weird is that when you're recording, you're by yourself, for the most part.

If I was a part of secret ninja group my power would be the power of apology. I would just apologize emphatically and freely. And my mech might just be a phone to send apologetic emails from.

I don't go to see many comedies anymore, because I guess it feels like another day at the office.

I feel all of the archetypes in Silicon Valley probably exist in some other form in other subcultures.

I remember as a child listening to comedic musicals and thinking they were a real riot. I had pretty questionable taste in comedy.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play the trumpet. I practiced all the time, but I got braces and I couldn't play it anymore, so I had all of this free time.

As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.

Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.

Justice is doing for others what we would want done for us.

The advertisements in a newspaper are more full of knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than the editorial columns are.

The guy who knows about computers is the last person you want to have creating documentation for people who don't understand computers.

It may be said of many palaeontologists, as Professor Hugh Trevor-Roper said recently of 18th century historians: "Their most serious error was to measure the past by the present".

I have titles floating around in my head; I have sculptures floating around in my head. It's like a collage.

Your kid's ordinary. And so are you.

You have to like everything that you're painting. Maybe on a narrative level it seems harsh... but I like everything in all my paintings. It's as if you need to be less intelligent at that level.

Your legacy should be that you made it better than it was when you got it.

You must call up every strength you own And you can rip off the whole facial mask.