I don't go to see many comedies anymore, because I guess it feels like another day at the office.

I would love to do a drama. I did a couple of episodes of The Good Wife, which is more of a drama. I really liked that; I thought it was interesting. A lot of my favorite comedies play out as dramas.

I'd like to be able to do complex math in my head. Any kind of adversity and I become very anxious, but if you're a robot, you have good equilibrium. I wish I was cooler under pressure, like a robot.

It's always fun to improvise. What's weird is that when you're recording, you're by yourself, for the most part.

If I was a part of secret ninja group my power would be the power of apology. I would just apologize emphatically and freely. And my mech might just be a phone to send apologetic emails from.

I feel all of the archetypes in Silicon Valley probably exist in some other form in other subcultures.

I remember as a child listening to comedic musicals and thinking they were a real riot. I had pretty questionable taste in comedy.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play the trumpet. I practiced all the time, but I got braces and I couldn't play it anymore, so I had all of this free time.

As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.

You will never turn from a sin you don’t hate.

Take me on a journey to the place of souls, ” she whispered as he moved closer. “I want to close my eyes and feel a little piece of heaven…with you.

It is folly for a man to pray to the gods for that which he has the power to obtain by himself.

Although computer memory is no longer expensive, there's always a finite size buffer somewhere. When a big piece of news arrives, everybody sends a message to everybody else, and the buffer fills

It's a dream come true for Bubba Watson from Bagdad, Florida to have the green jacket on.

Without a decisive naval force we can do nothing definitive.

The gods my protectors. [Lat., Di me tuentur.]

Time will be your friend or your enemy; it will promote you or expose you.

Pain is what I feed from when nothing else will nourish the noxious fury in my heart. It’s what I cling to when everything else—everyone else—slips right between my grasping fingers.

Who is also aware of the tremendous risk involved in faith - when he nevertheless makes the leap of faith - this [is] subjectivity ... at its height.