If I was a part of secret ninja group my power would be the power of apology. I would just apologize emphatically and freely. And my mech might just be a phone to send apologetic emails from.

I would love to do a drama. I did a couple of episodes of The Good Wife, which is more of a drama. I really liked that; I thought it was interesting. A lot of my favorite comedies play out as dramas.

I'd like to be able to do complex math in my head. Any kind of adversity and I become very anxious, but if you're a robot, you have good equilibrium. I wish I was cooler under pressure, like a robot.

It's always fun to improvise. What's weird is that when you're recording, you're by yourself, for the most part.

I don't go to see many comedies anymore, because I guess it feels like another day at the office.

I feel all of the archetypes in Silicon Valley probably exist in some other form in other subcultures.

I remember as a child listening to comedic musicals and thinking they were a real riot. I had pretty questionable taste in comedy.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play the trumpet. I practiced all the time, but I got braces and I couldn't play it anymore, so I had all of this free time.

As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.

She stabbed him with her wicked pretty knife, disrupted his simple life.She's a player, a heartbreaker, and now she breaks alone.

You’re worried about what-ifs. Well, what if you stopped worrying?

[The Devil's] laws are easy, and his gentle sway, Makes it exceeding pleasant to obey .

Climate change: Never before in history have human beings been called on to act collectively in defence of the Earth

Give thanks to God, who made necessary things simple, and complicated things unnecessary.

Time did not mean anything to those who had too much of it, but it was even more precious once it was limited.

I still love playing music. It was all I ever wanted to do, and I got the chance to do it.

You're not the ugly one. Levi Grinned. You're just the Clark Kent... ... Will you warn me when you take off your glasses?

More people telling stories leads to more interesting perspectives in this world. I often think we wouldn't get to these political impasses if we had balance in storytelling.

A man who is a genius and doesn't know it, probably isn't.