Fools Quotes

Fools Quote of the day

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.

It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.

Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.

God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But he cannot save them from fools.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

You have the army of mediocrities followed by the multitude of fools. As the mediocrities and the fools always form the immense majority, it is impossible for them to elect an intelligent government.

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

There are three kinds of fools in this world, fools proper, educated fools and rich fools. The world persists because of the folly of these fools.

Educated fools; from uneducated schools.

Fortunately I didn't get educated because if I'd got educated I'd be an educated fool now.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Any fool can hope when success lies plainly in view. It wants genuine strength to hope when matters are hopeless.

A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.

A fool always finds one still more foolish to admire him.

Where two principles really do meet which cannot be reconciled with one another, then each man declares the other a fool and a heretic

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

Nothing is more like a wise man than a fool who holds his tongue.

I have learned to read the papers calmly and not to hate the fools I read about.

A man who trusts everyone is a fool and a man who trusts no one is a fool. We are all fools if we live long enough.

History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

Controversy equalizes fools and wise men in the same way - and the fools know it.

I have always maintained that the one important phenomenon presented by modern society is - the enormous prosperity of Fools.

There is no fool like an educated fool.

A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

None but a fool worries about things he cannot influence.

Bad experience is a school that only fools keep going to.

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.

Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.

It is the false shame of fools to try to conceal wounds that have not healed.

For in Paris, whenever God puts a pretty woman there (the streets), the Devil, in reply, immediately puts a fool to keep her.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

The company of fools may first make us smile, but in the end we always feel melancholy.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.

A fool's bolt is soon shot.