As I get older, I think I'm more interested in comedy that doesn't take cheap shots. But I watched some of that Justin Bieber "roast" and I thought it was hilarious.

I would love to do a drama. I did a couple of episodes of The Good Wife, which is more of a drama. I really liked that; I thought it was interesting. A lot of my favorite comedies play out as dramas.

I'd like to be able to do complex math in my head. Any kind of adversity and I become very anxious, but if you're a robot, you have good equilibrium. I wish I was cooler under pressure, like a robot.

It's always fun to improvise. What's weird is that when you're recording, you're by yourself, for the most part.

If I was a part of secret ninja group my power would be the power of apology. I would just apologize emphatically and freely. And my mech might just be a phone to send apologetic emails from.

I don't go to see many comedies anymore, because I guess it feels like another day at the office.

I feel all of the archetypes in Silicon Valley probably exist in some other form in other subcultures.

I remember as a child listening to comedic musicals and thinking they were a real riot. I had pretty questionable taste in comedy.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a musician. I used to play the trumpet. I practiced all the time, but I got braces and I couldn't play it anymore, so I had all of this free time.

Reading and writing are not education if they do not help people to be kind to all creatures

If any good results to a man from believing a lie it certainly comes from the honesty of his belief.

Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.

Here’s why I find it impossible to be a Republican: any crowd that instantly cheers the execution of 234 individuals is a crowd I want to flee, not join.

The artist is likely to be looked upon with some uneasiness by the more conservative members of society.

I was molded, spent my time underneath a lot of goo. And then the bits and pieces were sculpted. It took probably 10 days to create each character after all those camera tests.

There are male as well as female gossips.

I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell.

This is the end. This is as far as you can go. After this it all starts over again.

While we desire, we do not enjoy; and with enjoyment desire ceases.