I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Life is a dancing mind, loving heart, caring soul, and wandering thoughts.

I love to receive a beautiful postcard from your place of voyage.

Grounded by healthy self-esteem and personal self-worth, this admirable character quality can inspire awe and reverence.

They should put their clothes on if they could find them which might be difficult in the darkness.He decided that could wait until dawn.

The years are going by us like huge birds, whom Doom and Destiny and the schemes of God have frightened up out of some old gray marsh.

You only need one ray of light to chase all the shadows away.

He's one of those Christmas Eve guys. There are people like that. . . every day in their lives is Christmas Eve.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

There is One unchanging indivisible Reality which, though unmanifest, reveals Itself in infinite multiplicity and diversity.

Touring is one of my favorite things about what I get to do.