Headache Quotes

Headache Quote of the day

Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache.

When men lose against me, they always have a headache ... or things of that kind. I have never beaten a completely healthy man!

My life is singing. I don't plan on retiring. I plan to die on a stage. I can have a headache but when it's time to sing and I step on that stage there is no more headache.

Material blessings, when they pay beyond the category of need, are weirdly fruitful of headache.

Unemployment is like a headache or a high temperature - unpleasant and exhausting but not carrying in itself any explanation of its cause.

Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches.

You really want to get a headache? Try to understand Internet advertising.

If I apply a magnetic pulse on salt water - that's your brains by the way - it'll generate electric currents, and the electric current in the brain can erase a migraine headache.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

When the woman is attractive, is it an interesting picture, or is it the woman? I had a lot of headaches with that, which was why it was interesting. I don't think I always got it straight.

When I'm singing at the piano and I'm having a really nice fun day singing, if I have a headache, the headache will immediately dissipate just the notes going through my head.

I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

If you do not feel equal to the headaches that psychiatry induces, you are in the wrong business. It is work - work the like of which I do not know.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.

If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)

I'm a woman of a certain age who doesn't have kids and never really settled down ... I enjoy kids but not for long periods. I think they're adorable and funny and sweet, and then I have a headache.

I like being a big fish in a small pond. I'm not interested in a huge audience because it brings headaches.

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill.

Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

My wife gives good headache.

I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.

I had headaches for over 30 years until I tried chiropractic. They have completely disappeared.

There is a trouble called Twitter, the finest lies are here. Nowadays, social media is actually the headache of societies.

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.

They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.

I would feel so guilty about lying that I would try to stress myself out and work up a headache so I wouldn't have the guilt of not having a bit of the symptom.

Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide bound hearts.

It's a bit of a headache being a perfectionist. You're never satisfied.

I have a terrific headache.

For misdirected love, the attainment of its object is, indeed, the best cure; but it cures as the guillotine cures headache.

I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

If I wasn't a designer I would love to be a doctor. That is my fantasy, my dream. A doctor will give you a tablet if you have a headache and I will give you a dress and we both make you feel good.

Writers don't give prescriptions. They give headaches!

Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.

Life is a long headache in a noisy street.

Chess is a cure for headaches.

The Royall Crowne cures not the head-ach. [The Royal Crown cures not the headache.]

When you are lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is tabooed by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to indulge in without impropriety.

How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun." Jem still had his eyes closed. "If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren't wrong.

Public appearances are a headache. I hold mine down to a minimum.

Love is an incurable malady like those pathetic states in which rheumatism affords the sufferer a brief respite only to be replaced by epileptiform headaches.

Some pain you can distance yourself from, but a headache sits right where you live.

If you look at astronauts closely, their eyes look kind of puffy. And it gives you this mild headache. But one of the advantages of that, if you will.

I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"

The reality is: a founder is someone who deals with a ton of different headaches and no one is universally super powered.