I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Every true artist is at war with the world.

Only the strong go crazy. The weak just go along.

With 'Mad Men,' people who grew up or were living in that time, they love to talk about what it was really like.

It would have been a hard year if I'd spent it berating myself for not working on the book.

I believe the challenge the city faces is attracting continued development into the inner and western part of Jersey City. Nobody should be left behind as Jersey City continues to prosper and grow.

By losing my external things, I found myself. I found something very powerful, very permanent, that I could have with me all the time.

Every age that has historical status is governed by aristocracies.

[American Communist Party] legally exists in the U.S.A., it nominates its candidates in the elections, including Presidential elections.

Integrated is the expression of knowledge: an assembly is significant in Unity: united are their minds in the silent dynamism of all possibilities.

The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and not by the man who has to preach a sermon.