Hmph. Yes. Him. He had the nerve to turn down our offer of immortality and tell us to pay better attention to our children. Er, no offense.” “Oh, how could I take offense? Please, go on ignoring me.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Each of us is a unique strand in the intricate web of life and here to make a contribution.

My lips have touched more bottles than lovers and I'm half a shot away from psychotic.

It was no joy waking up after a dream about that man. He left a taste of thunder in my mouth.

Most people don't accept that they are an influence either improving or damaging others.

Old friends we say are best when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

A realization of the Presence of God is the most powerful healing agency known to the mind of man.

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for thirty.

And I just can't live in this present. I would go mad if I did.

I'm getting paid to do what I got in trouble for in the 7th grade. I absolutely love what I do and thank my lucky stars for twenty-five years of full-time employment in this business.

When we are expecting only suffering, the least joy surprises us: Suffering itself becomes the greatest of joys when we seek it as a precious treasure.