I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of sadness.

My mum and dad had worked incredibly hard to afford me an education.

One day this war will end. And when it does, Tule Lake will be just a memory.

Literature is map of humanity, the documenter of civilization. Books introduce us to the landscape of the greatest minds of every century.

It is with eight lengthy legs we use to catch food, balance and knit a beautiful silk bed, but as babies we had lost our bones and skin, and hence our legs we had shed.

Accept who you are and try and make the best of that.

I grew up with lacrosse in my life because my dad played lacrosse all throughout college, so I grew up with the gear in my house - like the sticks, the helmet.

I'm really into California art from the '60s.

I can now shed the child-actor thing, like the fat, and start a new career, because no one sees me as Dudley.

Even if you actually have the good intent to do something creative or special with your life, it's hard. I mean, look at the number of people who actually get the opportunity.

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.