That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of sadness.

Why would science ever recognize God that would make [them] accountable for their crimes against [him].

If you had the option to pray for me or fight with me, you better choose the fight.

There are two ways to change things: Either you are forced to change or you have the intuition to change.

Animal life, sombre mystery. All nature protests against the barbarity of man, who misapprehends, who humiliates, who tortures his inferior brethren.

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.

I felt like if I just gave my heart to what I was doing, I would automatically be a star.

We know all their gods; they ignore ours. What they call our sins are our gods, and what they call their gods, we name otherwise.

Death hides within every religion. And at any time it can flash forth-not with healing in its wings but with poison, with that which wounds.

It is equally important to listen as it is to speak.

I think Shakespeare had a lot to contribute with his understanding of the human condition.