If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of sadness.

Sometimes it's not enough to know what things mean, sometimes you have to know what things don't mean.

Better a good journalist than a poor assassin.

I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did.

I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow.” He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which.

Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

Liberating education consists in acts of cognition, not transferrals of information.

An economy hampered by restrictive tax rates will never produce enough jobs or enough profits

In art, the public accept what has been, because they cannot alter it, not because they appreciate it. They swallow their classics whole, and never taste them.

Writing is like being in a dream state or under self-directed hypnosis. It induces a state of recall that - while not perfect - is pretty spooky.

You never quiet the love message. Never.