Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of sadness.

Wouldn't it help you to realize that you really do live in an epic if your life had a soundtrack?

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent.

I'll just wait right here for you cause I know your new love won't last. I wound easy, but I heal fast.

She says it has nothing to do with what you look like, or what you have. It has only to do with what you think of and what you do.

In fact, 37 percent of all United States Nobel Prize winners in the 20th century have been representatives of the Jewish community.

It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.

You can recover from the writing malady only by falling mortally ill and dying.

I like to play small clubs.