Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Great leadership has more to do with character, courage, and conviction than it does with specific skills or competencies.

Enlightenment or awakening is not the creation of a new state of affairs but the recognition of what already is.

The ability to fail quietly without having that failure associated with your name/identity allows for more experimentation and limit pushing.

Ha! for a divine and lordly manor, there is nothing like solid ground.

I want to represent the street, not in a negative sense, but in the sense that when I was growing up, that's what I grew up on.

I've looked around enough to know that you're the one I want to go through time with.

I like parties, but I'm shy, and I often find myself standing around, feeling awkward.

I always viewed life as material for a movie.

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.

When it comes to sexuality, people like to tell lies. It's only when it comes to money that they lie more.