He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

I'll have that one, please.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

The best of knowledge and righteous acts are those hidden to the people.

Christ sometimes delays His help so He may test our faith and energize our prayers. Our boat may be tossed by the waves while he continues to sleep, but He will awake before it sinks.

The energy of mindfulness has the element of friendship and loving kindness in it.

A first book often has enough material in it for half a dozen.

By far the greatest discovery of all the centuries is the power of thought.

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.

I was quite interested to do television series and I started exploring an idea of a longer commitment, a new idea, a new TV show that would've meant a longer commitment but I opened my mind up.

I like French fries," I say. I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.

Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time; he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life.

The delineation between the actor and his part is a practical matter. When the camera runs, you want the actor to be the character.