Old Man Quotes

Old Man Quote of the day

When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

THE old man died beneath the wheels of the twentieth century. There was nothing left but stains, bloodstains and fragments of flesh . . . And the same thing is happening to my generation.

Young men, listen to an old man to whom old men listened when he was young.

Worry is an old man with bended head, carrying a load of feathers which he thinks are lead.

There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.

Let us now relieve the Romans of their fears by the death of a feeble old man.

The toughest opponent of all is Old Man Par. He's a patient soul who never shoots a birdie and never incurs a bogey. And if you would travel the long road with him, you must be patient, too.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.

That old man...had my division massacred at Gettysburg!

I'm a very comfortable and happy-go-lucky old man. I never wanted to be great, because I'd just get worried.

Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.

There is no one who is without faults, and who is not in some way a burden to others, whether he is a superior or a subject, an old man or a young one, a scholar or a dunce.

Youth always tries to fill the void, an old man learns to live with it.

To destroy abuses is not enough; Habits must also be changed. The windmill has gone, but the wind is still there." ~old man G--- to Monseigneur Bienvenu Myriel

My old man was a musician - that's what he did for a living. And like most fathers, occasionally he'd let me visit where he worked. So I started going to his recording studio, and I really dug it.

Punch a man on the nose, kick an old man downstairs, shoot somebody or any old thing like that, that’s my job. But argue with women in love—no thank you!

I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn't have that kinda money to put out.

A soldier when aged is not appreciated; the love of an old man sickens.

I don't want to write any more for the old Man-power instruments and am handicapped by the lack of adequate electrical instruments for which I now conceive my music.

I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get.

With my old man I got no respect. He told me never take candy from a stranger unless he offered me a ride.

It is bad for a young man to sin; but it is worse for an old man to sin.

Nothing inspires more reverence and awe in me than an old man who knows how to change his mind.

A legend is an old man with a cane known for what he used to do. I'm still doing it.

Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man.

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

There's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.

I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.

Every old man complains of the growing depravity of the world, of the petulance and insolence of the rising generation.

I'm an old man at 54, without teeth, and with rheumatism.

A young man who isn't a socialist hasn't got a heart; an old man who is a socialist hasn't got a head.

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'

You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy, and you save a multiplication table.

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man.

It's like anything in life, visualizing the old man you're going to become: As long as you have a clear picture of that - the life you want to lead - eventually you'll probably get there.

My old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

When Michelangelo was an old man, he drew himself sitting in a child's pushcart.

The sun, the hero of every day, the impersonal old man that beams as brightly on death as on birth, came up every morning.

I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money. Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors.

Simultaneously I am myself, the child I was, the old man I will be.

A delicate, inexorable lattice of inferences began to assemble themselves, like a crystal, in the old man's mind, shivering, catching the light in glints and surmises.

I always have the idea in mind that when Botticelli was an old man nobody cared about him because he was out of fashion. Imagine, Botticelli was out of fashion!

So here I am - a 75-year-old man sitting on a bar stool in a blues club, trying to figure out exactly how I got here. Any way you look at it, it's a helluva story.

There was an Old Man of Messina, Whose daughter was named Opsibeena; She wore a small wig, and rode out on a pig, To the perfect delight of Messina.

I am not going to become crazy in the ring, because I am already crazy. And I am not going to die in the ring. I am going to die in bed as an old man.

Sweet is the infant's waking smile, And sweet the old man's rest-- But middle age by no fond wile, No soothing calm is blest.

Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.

Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.