I'll have that one, please.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

Once she kissed me, my heart slowed, and every muscle in my body relaxed. How much I needed her terrified me. -pg 252/ARC

The other day she asked me "Will you forget me?"I smiled and looked at the sky and asked her: "Can the sky ever forget his moon?

If every day at work feels like a Friday, then you are doing what you were meant to do.

What is luck', he said, 'but the ability to exploit accidents?

I do wish I ruled the world, I think it'd be a better place.

I just never doubted myself. I always knew I was going to do something.

We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security.

In terms of other functions, we are making a mistake about insisting on a public school monopoly.

You can't define what's middle class, what is wealthy, what is poor.

Nothing is more difficult than trying to correct history.