A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

I'll have that one, please.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

It's rather simple. God deliver us from people who know so little that they will kill for what little they know.

A precedent embalms a principle.

There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

I have set and always will set my face like flint against making any difference between one citizen of this country and another on grounds of his origin.

There are two miracles in Canadian history. The first is the survival of French Canada, and the second is the survival of Canada.

Budget thy expenses that thou mayest have coins to pay for thy necessities, to pay for thy enjoyments, and to gratify thy worthwhile desires without spending more than nine-tenths of thy earnings.

I still dream that it was you. No matter how many times I've looked, in my dreams it's always been you who were meant to be my queen.

What kind of truth is this which is true on one side of a mountain and false on the other?

For me, I make a schedule and I pass the time. I don't think about the transformation. When my schedule says I'm finished on this day, I put it in the past and go toward my future.