Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Come. There is a way to be good again...

Plan strategically for a very fulfilling future, but don't forget to enjoy the beautiful sight of this precious moment.

It sometimes happens that pleasure blows anywhere it damn well chooses.

I love the life you've always made so sweet for me and I'd regret it if I had to die.' 'Do you mean to say that if I left you---' 'I'd die, yes.' 'Then you love me?

Prayer guards hearts and minds and causes God to bring peace out of chaos

The best that you can do for your mind is to have no in-between state in your heart.

When a major airline goes on a route that a new entrant has gone into, reduces fares, increases capacity, and then when the new entrant goes off, they leave the route, that's not competition.

I don't have much of a problem with interruptions. I keep a detailed record of paint and materials as a work on each painting. I can restart exactly where I left off.

The individual with a negative mental attitude attracts troubles as a magnet attracts steel fittings.

The rose blinds the sharpshooting champions.