Explore the world with an open mind, a sturdy carry-on, and clothes that don't wrinkle!

My behavior is nonetheless, deplorable. Unfortunately, I'm quite prone to such bouts of deplorability--take for instance, my fondness for reading books at the dinner table.

Sometimes I return back to the state of mind I had as a child when I believed nothing was impossible.

Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Last night was dark and full of terror and while we slept, the angels kept their watch of wondering love.

In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch Is offering too little and asking too much. The French are with equal advantage content So we clap on Dutch bottoms just 20%.

A lot of being a writer doesn't have anything to do with writing. It's ironic - I have to squeeze the books in, even though that's what it's all about.

The Minutemen were seen as more of an art thing than Black Flag, although I didn't see them that way. It confused people when we put out Saccharine Trust, too.

Software breaks before it bends, so it demands perfection in a universe that prefers statistics.

Where else, in a non-totalitarian country, but in the political profession is the individual expected to sacrifice all-including his own career-for the national good?

At my age, if I make it up, it's still an old saying.