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Everybody I know is a joke writer.


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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.



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You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.




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I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.



I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.



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I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.



In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.



The next time you have a thought... let it go.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.



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Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!





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