Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

If you want to do itDo it by all means, And if you left this incompleteThen it should be not even start.!!

The first thing that I do when I come out every night is to look at the faces in front of me, very individually.

Sometimes the ladies involved give too much of themselves, sometimes not enough.

She maintained a careful balance by her window, never allowing the men to come too close, never allowing them to stray too far.

I'm really interested in the nondefinitive element of abstraction.

My ultimate research goal is to transform our human existence to just eating, sleeping, drinking, playing - nevermind.

No one is born a dancer. You have to want it more than anything.

Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.

Your present challenges or limitations cannot stop you from becoming what God has ordained you to be.

Last night I woke up with someone squeezing my hand. It was my other hand.