Do you have any toy train schedules?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

What helps me go forward is that I stay receptive I feel that anything can happen.

Be not caught by the cunning of those who appear in a disguise.

I think Rahm Emanuel is now defunct as any sort of a surrogate for Hillary Clinton.

The single most important hindrance to world evangelization right now is the lack of total involvement by the body of Christ.

There's a pretty equitable distribution in the restaurant industry of how money gets paid, except for in the kitchen. The kitchen is the lowest-paid group of people.

Let us unlearn our wisdom of the world. Let us lie low in the Lord's power, and learn that truth alone makes rich and great.

The bastards have never been bombed like they're going to be bombed this time.

I can't even remember when the Seventies was.

... if you talk to say any of the first 40 or 50 employees, they all feel like they were a part of the founding of the company.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman.