Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

We dare travel to the sacred land.

Publishing for me is a business, not an ideology.

There is no end to the promotion. There is no end to the possibilities. You can continue to promote a book for years, literally.

Any work I do I think is important...like in acting there are no small parts- only small actors.

When you see reference to a new paradigm you should always, under all circumstances, take cover.

If you fail to pay your bill by 9 AM tomorrow morning your service will be discontinued.

In the beginning, the head of the Gods called a council of the Gods; and they came together and concocted a plan to create the world and people it.

Enthusiasm is not contrary to reason; it is reason - on fire.

Who knows what the future holds? It's all on parenting, one way or another. I don't care what level it is, it comes back to people learning how to deal with people.

It's amazing in the blink of an eye you finally see the light.