Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Every day comes with a host of opportunities but also distractions. You need to develop good judgement in the decisions and choices you make.

Values are the measuring stick for howyou make decisions in business: goal setting, employee conduct, recognition, discipline—everything.

67% of all shoppers intend to return home with the item they are shopping for, but that only 24% actually do so.

In life moments arrive where the mouth becomes tongueless and the eyes become tongue!

The softest emotions of the heart are the hardest to control.- Not First Love

I never really looked up to celebrities when I was young.

People in government are self-interested just like people in business.

I recently bought a book of free verse. For twelve dollars.

People will always go to games. And not just Duke versus North Carolina. Even Appalachian State against Chatworth.

From somber, serious sullen saints, save us, O Lord.