Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

I don't like lollipops.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.

Sometimes, the scariest thing you will ever have to do is trust God to fight the battles you can no longer fight.

Every problem has an effect – every deserved curse has a consequence or result, an outcome or effect.

Weak mortals, chained to the earth, creatures of clay as frail as the foliage of the woods, you unfortunate race, whose life is but darkness, as unreal as a shadow, the illusion of a dream.

Ye are ugly? Well then, my brethren, take the sublime about you, the mantle of the ugly!

I ... must continue to strive for more knowledge and more power, though the new knowledge always contradicts the old and the new power is the destruction of the fools who misuse it.

Nothing else is needed to quiet all your fears, but just this, that GOD IS.

Our children are the gift we give the world we'll never see.

Every guitar I own gets used and has its purpose.

Lovers forget that after marriage and kids, it's no longer a 'relationship' - It's a family.

April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, holiday tables under the trees.