Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.

The amazing thing is nobody has to believe in anything all they have to do is be wiling to try.

Dreams, unlike eggs, don’t hatch from sitting on them.

The walk downstairs to the breakfast table is excercise enough for any gentleman.

In eternity everything is just beginning.

Cloud computing is a great euphemism for centralization of computer services under one server.

Looking good and feeling good go hand in hand. If you have a healthy lifestyle, your diet and nutrition are set and you're working out, you're going to feel good.

Fortunately for mankind the brain in a life of action turns more to the matter in hand than to conjuring up the chances of the future.

I prepare for the next fight and I train for that opponent. I'm thinking about Dan Henderson and not thinking about the championship.

The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.

Without a specific reason for the consumer to behave, without a reward or benefit, the overwhelmed consumer will refuse.