Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

I'd like to get back home to Nova Scotia more, but thankfully, with technology you can call and text and FaceTime. But physically being in Toronto or Nova Scotia... there's nothing like it.

What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

A man who lives, not by what he loves but what he hates, is a sick man.

Best fishing in troubled waters.

The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.

I think it's huge in a believer's life to have music that's pouring into their new life and not dragging them back into their old life.

Women without men are usually nervous. ... The important thing is to have a man, even if you just like him. Pleasing him, you will please yourself.

To abstain from politics is in itself a political attitude.

I believe in living life the way that you want to live it every day, and if you do that, you don't really need to have New Year's resolutions.

Weep I cannot; But my heart bleeds.