And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Still the invisible Magnet drew his soul

Be kind enough to love those who don't deserve your love.

Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

The ultimate destiny of the human race is the greatest moral perfection, provided that it is achieved through human freedom, whereby alone man is capable of the greatest happiness.

The fathers who contrived and passed the Consititution were wise in their generation; as time passes, we come more and more to realize their powers of divination.

I looked at her, and she was smiling like she was broken.

True collaborative, nurturing, and safe power is a combining of forces that can only happen on a pretty small scale.

During a lot of years I would write music while playing video games at the same time.

Those who analogize the federal budget to a family's budget must know nothing about either.

I may have been fierce, but never low or underhand.