Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

I try to believe like I believed when I was five...when your heart tells you everything you need to know.

It is not so important what deeds we do when times are good, but what good we do in bad times.

I read them (articles TR wrote on his honeymoon) all over to Edith and her corrections and help were most valuable to me.

I fell in love with the place! You know, the people, the bourbon, the music... it's in the air. It's something you can't describe on camera.

I'm not someone who dwells upon past events, taking the view that life is too short

Virtual representation is so absurd as to not deserve an answer. I therefore pass it over with contempt.

Culture drives great results.

If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.

A business is successful to the extent that it provides a product or service that contributes to happiness in all of its forms.

Life is that perfect fine line between ironies.