You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

True love is boundless like the ocean and, swelling within one, spreads itself out and, crossing all boundaries and frontiers, envelops the whole world.

In a society... so madly in love with oxymoron's... ask yourself this... ...when was the last time you ever bought anything for free?

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

God is a sure paymaster. He may not pay at the end of every week, or month, or year, but I charge you remember that He pays in the end.

There's definitely an obstacle in developing a brand for yourself that people can rely on when you're so eclectic.

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

I'll always be thankful for what I have right now. I feel that it's been a blessing. But I know my time will come. It's just the way life is.

Synergy means behavior of whole systems unpredicted by the behavior of their parts.

People who are well represented at trial do not get the death penalty.

It is far better for a man to go wrong in freedom than to go right in chains.