If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.

If you want to annoy a poet, explain his poetry.

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck timing and accident.

A little humiliation and ego deflation, now and then, is good for apprentices. Mine sighed miserably.

My mother was a cracker jack typist. And she would come in and sit at my house and type the final type script before I would then send it to the publisher. And it was nice for us.

I was interested in Java the beginning, but the problem with Java is you do have to switch your platform.

I like 'Donnie Darko;' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.

I hope Donald Trump doesn't become president of the United States and I expect the people of the United States will have the good sense not to elect him.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.