All parties are good.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

My special possessions are my sacred family.

The worldly life has arisen through the ego. One is indeed free if the ego dissolves. What is the foundation on which the ego stands? It is the ignorance of the Self.

Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.

Buy when most people, including experts, are pessimistic, and sell when they are actively optimistic.

All my life I have dreamed of you.

I've always said that I worry about being with a man who doesn't flirt.

Thirst teaches all animals to drink, but drunkenness belongs only to man.

The measure of a society can be how well its people treat its animals

I recently assured Public Sector Banks they will have total autonomy in taking business decisions.

Casting is always subject to availabilities.