That Guy Quotes

I don't date dancers, but I've always wanted to teach guys how to dance.

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

Washington is rigged for the big guys - and no person has more consistently called them out for it than Jon Stewart. Good luck, Jon!

When I go into a pitch room and I'm pitching something with a writing partner, everybody tends to look at the guy, even if I'm doing a lot of the talking.

The question is who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear. I'm a commander guy.

Any Canadian looking in the bathroom mirror is sure to recognize one of Guy Vanderhaeghe's people. Man Descending is the startling debut of an excellent writer.

I sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive.'

Since 1946, the Cubs have had two problems: They put too few runs on the scoreboard and the other guys put too many. So what is the new management improving? The scoreboard.

To fight a bigger guy you need to train with bigger guys and it takes a lot more on your body. And it's not your weight class.

I could throw pretty hard. I might strike out 16 guys, but I might walk 10. I mean, I was wild.

I'm not a strikingly handsome guy, but I'm in movies.

I'm often painted as the bad guy, and the artistic part of me wants to hand out the brush.

In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.

All I know is that skating is getting better, the guys are getting better throughout the whole age range

I think when you are a cool guy but also a hot guy, that makes you even more sexy.

I'm not always looking for the laugh. I'm not the guy who sits in and listens to conversations and wants to jump in with something hilarious every two seconds. I actually do listen to people.

(Guy) Pearce, as the hero, makes the mistake of trying to give a good and realistic performance. (Jeremy) Irons at least knows what kind of movie he's in, and hams it up accordingly.

You watch guys live through their peaks, and then unfortunately, you've got to come down from that peak.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

I spent a good amount of my time - like a lot of guys my age - obsessing and blowing things up with G.I. Joes. I know it well.

I don't recognize my former self. Like I'm on the outside looking in at my life. Who is that guy?

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.

I was actually very surprised, and I told myself wow, I want to fight this guy.

My writing voice is very much like 'Thank You for Smoking.' It's a guy's voice. It's very masculine.

I just like to hear that guys have the same problems that we do.

And lot of Asian audiences and reporters don't like me to act as a bad guy. But I think I want to become an actor, I want to try different way.

Im not a bad guy. People who know me know who I am.

You need to hit the door, search for a new guy. Cause I only got one night in town.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

There's a small group of guys in hip-hop that really have money. The whole culture talks about money, but it's a small group that actually has it.

He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

You better be able to defend it after the attack - so don't stretch it. In other words, if the guy's guilty of A and B, don't make him guilty of A, B, and C. That's what a lot of people do.

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon?

I think that it's always great for any actor to play somebody who breathes and lives and is just a regular guy and has faults like we all do.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

No hot guys should be allowed to have an English accent and drive a motorcycle. Not to mention wear the leather jacket or sport the cool shades. Hot guys should be forced into footie pajamas.

If Jesus didn't rise from the dead, an even greater miracle happened: 12 relatively uneducated guys changed the world and were martyred to protect a lie.

A good writer of history is a guy who is suspicious.

If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

I'm not an impersonator. I've only got one voice and only do one guy and his first-person essays.

I'd say that on 'Friends' my character was the guy bouncing around the room. I'm no longer that guy, necessarily, in my life. I used to be. But I'm not now.

Logan Quinn was the kind of guy who could stab me in the eye with a freaking Twizzler.

I'm not interested in playing the girl that's just there to make the guy, you know, give him a talking to.

In case you're wondering why Guy Fieri is here, he won a contest.

Treat [Williams] and I have remained sort of like war buddies. He's a good guy. It doesn't matter who is the wingman, you just know that you work good together.