Bryan Lee O'Malley Quotes

I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

Writing music is sort of my hobby, but it's been falling off more and more. Doing comic books takes up my entire life.

I used to be really influenced by Brian Bendis, back in his indie days. But I guess I try to tone that down.

Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?

I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone's time.

My readership seems to be the sensitive people, for the most part. Then there are the occasional fans who are like, "Ah, video games!"

I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into Neil Young. That was the grunge era, and he was considered cool again

I do get the sense sometimes that if I draw things too nice, maybe I won't be indie-rock enough anymore.

I'm 25 and just trying to understand women. Obviously, that is a process that never ends.

Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit.

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.

I'm sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part.

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.

Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone.

Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.

When you do your first book, you're just like, "This is my work." And it's just this whole other world that you throw yourself into.

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck

I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense

There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun.

I'm everyone everywhere with you without you unbound set free in limbo lost at sea.

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

And sometimes I try to stop speculating the future out of existence, and other times I just lean back and run with it because maybe it's for the best.

this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'we hate you, please die.