There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

A great difference between the womb and the tomb is the w and the t! We waist great and precious time as we journey from the womb to the tomb

Nature is grand and is made of dream-like elements.All is one, and connected, making an incredible journey, becoming one and united, eternally.

You gotta face the hand you're dealt with and deal with it, and make your problems be the smallest part of who you are.

There is a great difference between a good physician and a bad one yet very little between a good one and none at all.

Think about your goals and review them daily. Every morning when you begin, take action on the most important task you can accomplish to achieve your most important goal at the moment.

If your life becomes only a medium of production, then many of the good human values and characteristics will be lost.

You can gain power by avoidance. You can gain power by doing certain things. You can gain much more power by meditating.

I believe that there is a God, and coming from an African tradition, I believe also that there are gods.

Life is about letting God use you for his purposes, not using him for your own purpose.

As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.