If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.

A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.

I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.

I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.

I wasn't hugely popular at school. In fact, I was bullied at school.

When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.

I'm sorry to say I'm very lizard-like. My skin is dry, so covering my face in greasy antioxidants is a better alternative.

I can make a virtue of slapdash. Slapdash can give you courage.

I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.

I truly would love to be a designer-label girl, but I am very much High Street.

There is a sacred potential in every soul.

Gina always believed there was magic in the world. "But it doesn't work in the way it does in fairy tales, " she told me. "It doesn't save us. We have to save ourselves.

He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax.

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission.

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.

How often have not the demons called 'Nix,' drawn women and girls into the water, and there had commerce with them, with fearful consequences.

A shining isle in a stormy sea, We seek it ever with smiles and sighs; To-day is sad. In the bland To-be, Serene and lovely To-morrow lies.

In order to experience the Ultimate Reality you have to be out of your mind.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.