Scotch Quotes

The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think.

Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy!

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago.

Hot and hasty, like a Scotch jig.

I'm all in favor of getting grants for musicians. Or any other good brand of Scotch.

Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery.

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a fashion crises.

I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did this late in the evenings many times.

And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

Allison Winn Scotch is the real deal and The Department of Lost and Found is one you absolutely won't want to miss.

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.

I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either.

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

I wish you wusses would stop whining about your unhappiness. I'm really fed up with it. Pour yourself a scotch and pull yourself together. Go out and shoot something!

In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together.

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.

The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two as of equal importance.

If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.

The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.

Who can doubt that between the English and the French, between the Scotch and the Irish, there are differences of character which have profoundly affected and still affect the course of history?

Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!

I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it.

... though mathematics may teach a man how to build a bridge, it is what the Scotch Universities call the humanities, that teach him to be civil and sweet-tempered.

I drink a lot, probably too much. My scene while writing lyrics is always a bottle of scotch and stacks of note cards, pencil and pencil sharpener. I throw around note cards and drink.

Fey...a Scotch word...It means the kind of exalted happiness that comes before disaster. You know--it's too good to be true.

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

Yeah, tell me I'm a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That's the way to my heart.

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones.

Scotch Whisky is about the only thing left that is guaranteed to bring comfort to mankind.

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

Her cuisine is limited but she has as good an idea of breakfast as a Scotchw

That dandy, the sky, enters blue-suitedsun like a scotch in hand.

As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.

The taste of Scotch, though Guy didn’t much care for it, was pleasant because it reminded him of Anne. She drank Scotch, when she drank. It was like her, golden, full of light, made with careful art.

If I grew up in the simple-minded belief that women were as strong and intelligent as men, it was because I came from a society that had once believed it.

She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam.

I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really — like a beer that’s been in a brawl.