Sausage Quotes

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People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.

Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands raw and open your foot like an overcooked sausage.

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.

Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are forged in alliance against a common enemy.

I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.

I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage.

A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.

Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.

You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

I warn you that when the princes of this world start loving you it means they are going to grind you up into battle sausage.

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.

Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka.

I will endanger your species like an ostrich, Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage!

Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.

Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.

I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.

A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.

We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.

I love horror movies and I love being scared, but I don't like them, if they're not based on a true story. It's like knowing how the sausage is made.

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.